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Not Quite Clean, Almost DirtyCondom Sizing |
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A 25 year old man walks up to a pharmacy counter and asks for condoms. The clerk at the counter asks, "What size are you?" 25 man says "I didn't know you had sizes. I'm not sure." She puts her hand down his pants, feels it and gets on the intercom, "I NEED LARGE CONDOMS TO THE PHARMACY COUNTER, LARGE CONDOMS TO THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU" 10 minutes later a 50 year old man walks up to the counter and asks for condoms. Clerk once again asks, "What size are you?" 50 yr old replies, "I didn't know you had sizes. I'm not sure." Clerk "Well I'll feel it and get the right size for you." She puts her hand down his pants, feels it and gets on the intercom, "I NEED EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, THANK YOU" Next a 16 year old boy walks up to the counter and asks for condoms. Clerk again asks, "What size do you want?" 16 yr boy stammers, "Gosh lady I didn't know you had sizes. I don't know what size I am." Clerk tells him, "Well I'll feel it and get the right size for you." She puts her hand in his pants, feels it and gets on the intercom, "CLEAN-UP AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER, CLEAN-UP AT THE PHARMACY COUNTER THANK YOU" |
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