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Dear Men,
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should
be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can
be a real man. Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
FALL
- MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
- MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework
- MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
- MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under-Things For Christmas
WINTER
- MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
- MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response To Getting In At 4AM
- MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
- MEN 113 Get A Life, Learn To Cook
SPRING
- MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You're Wrong
- MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
- MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex
- MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers
SECOND YEAR
FALL
- SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
- SEX 102 Morning Dilemma; If It's Awake, Take A Shower
- MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex
- MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
WINTER
- MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
- MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
- MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
- MEN 213 Honest-You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especiall Naked
SPRING
- MEN 220 Omitting @?%^^&*! From Your Vocabulary
- MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
- MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions
- MEN 223 Thirty Minutes Of Begging Is Not Considered Foreplay
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