- CLINTON VIRUS - Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
- VIAGRA VIRUS - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
- LEWINSKY VIRUS - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.
- RONALD REAGAN VIRUS - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
- MIKE TYSON VIRUS - Quits after two bytes.
- OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands
> >to
> > > 200 MB.
- DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS - Deletes all old files.
- ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - Disks can no longer be inserted.
- TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) - Your whole computer goes down (but I think "our hearts will go on").
- DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
- PROZAC VIRUS - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
- JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS - Only attacks minor files.
- ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAACK.
- LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows.
- COLIN POWELL VIRUS - makes it presence known, but doesn't do anything. Secretly, you wish it would.
- HILLARY CLINTON VIRUS - Files disappear, only to reappear mysteriously a year later, in another directory.
- O.J.SIMPSON VIRUS - you know it's guilty of trashing your system, but you just can't prove it.
- BOB DOLE VIRUS - Could be virulent, but it's been around too long to be much of a threat.
- BOBBITT VIRUS - Removes a vital part of your hard disk than re-attaches it. (But that part will never work again.)
- OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
- PAUL REVERE VIRUS - This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack. Once, if by LAN, twice if by C:
- POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS - Never identifies itself as a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism".
- ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR VIRUS - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
- DAN QUAYLE VIRUS - Their is sumthing rong with you komputer, but ewe cant figyour outt watt!
- TEXAS VIRUS - Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
- ADAM AND EVE VIRUS - Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple.
- AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
- FREUDIAN VIRUS - You computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own mother board
- STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
- HEALTH CARE VIRUS - Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong with it, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
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