- My first job was working in an
Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.
I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a
Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the axe.
- After that, I tried to be a Tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it -
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
- Next, I tried working in a Muffler
Factory, but that was too exhausting.
- Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it
would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it I couldn't
cut the mustard.
- My best job was a Musician, but
eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
- I studied a long time to become a
Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
- Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
I tried but I just didn't fit in.
- I became a Professional
Fisherman,
but discovered that
I couldn't live on my net income.
- I managed to get a good job working
for a Pool Maintenance Company,
but the work was just too draining.
- So then I got a job in a Workout
Center ,
BUT THEY SAID I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work! ,
I finally got a job as a
Historian -
until I realized there was no future in it.
- My last job was working in Starbucks,
but I had to quit because it was
always the same old grind.
- SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND FOUND THAT
I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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