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One day, during a holdup at a bank, a young woman pregnant with triplets was shot 3 times by the bandit. She was taken to a hospital, found to be in good condition, and since there was no threat to her life or to the fetuses, was allowed to continue her pregnancy. The bullets were left in place. All went well and the woman delivered her triplets without a problem.

15 years later, one of the children came to his mother and said, "I just had a scary thing happen. I peed and a bullet came out" His mother then told him about the event when she was pregnant.

Two weeks later, the second of the triplets told his mother that an unusual thing had happened. "Yes she said "I know you had a bullet in your urine" And she told him about the shooting event.

Several weeks later the third triplet came to his mother and was very upset. "Something horrible has just happened," he said. "You had a bullet in your urine." said his mother. "NO " he replied. "I was upstairs masturbating and I think I shot the dog!"