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Happily Ever After?

A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor's office. After
his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following,
your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make
sure he is in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritional meal.
for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden
him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your
problems with him, for it will only make his stress worse. Most
importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and
satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next ten months
to one year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.