| Good: | Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
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| Bad : | You Can't find your birth control pills
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| Worse: | Your daughter borrowed them.
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| Good: | Your son studies a lot in his room
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| Bad: | You find several porn movies hidden there.
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| Worse: | You're in them.
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| Good: | Your wife bought you a porn movie.
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| Bad: | It's over five years old.
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| Worse: | Your daughter's the star.
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| Good: | Your husband understands fashion.
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| Bad : | He's a cross dresser.
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| Worse: | He looks better than you.
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| Good: | Your son's finally maturing.
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| Bad: | He's involved with the woman next door.
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| Worse: | So are you.
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| Good: | You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
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| Bad: | She keeps interrupting.
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| Worse: | With corrections.
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| Good: | Your wife's not talking to you.
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| Bad: | She wants a divorce.
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| Worse: | She's a lawyer.
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| Good: | Your wife says you can go golfing all you want.
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| Bad: | Because she's leaving you.
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| Worse: | For another woman
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| Good: | The postman's early
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| Bad: | He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
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| Worse: | You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.
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| Good: | The Teacher Likes your son.
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| Bad: | Sexually
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| Worse: | The teacher is a man
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| Good: | You came home for a quickie
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| Bad: | The postman had the same idea
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| Worse: | There's 5 guys in line.
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| Good: | You finally get a night out.
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| Bad: | You're seen by the town gossip going into a strip show.
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| Worse: | Your daughter is the headliner
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