Ferreted Proverbs/Quotes:
Was:  An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Ferreted: An once of ferretone(tm) is worth a pound of kibble.

Was:  The early bird catches the worm.
Ferreted:  The early ferret nips your toes.

Was:  Stupid is as stupid does. (ala Forrest Gump)
Ferreted:  Ferret is as ferret does.

Was:  God made the bee and the devil made the wasp.  (old german proverb)
Ferreted: God made the ferret and the devil made the CA F&G.  (this one's
for Bob C.)

Was:  "I never let my schooling interfere with my education."  (Mark Twain)
Ferreted:  I never let my training interfere with my exploration.

Was:  Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning. Red at night, sailor's
delight.
Ferreted:  No raisins in the morning, ferrets take warning. Three at night,
ferret's delight.